“Get that away from me, you infectious toad!” — May 27, 2024

“Yes! I will lick my own butthole!” — June 11, 2024

“You’re an olympian, it’ll be over soon.” — August 9, 2024

“I don’t think I’ll ever be able to think of Kevin Spacey and William Shatner at the same time.” — August 13, 2024

“🎶 But you can’t have a baby without me! I can inseminate myself! 🎶” — October 8, 2024

“Some days you just want to eat a lot of skin!” — October 13, 2024

“(Okay, I have to take off my socks.) ANOTHER WIN FOR WOMANKIND!” — November 1, 2024

“I will gas them out first or poop trying” — November 6, 2024

“Bed-hoggin’ and butt-snoggin’!” — November 20, 2024

“That’s how I want to die! With a boing! … Not sexually.” January 12, 2025

“Shaking my butt! For Jesus!” — January 31, 2025

“Oh! I forgot the spoon! I was too excited to take my pants off!” — January 31, 2025

“WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA you’re bisexual!” — February 12, 2025

“Anyway, back to me. Fuck the birds!” — February 25, 2025

“You were leveraging off my butthole to reach my tickle area!” — March 3, 2025

“At least all the people here are white, you know!” — May 14, 2025

“I looked down and I was lactating pork juice!” — June 10, 2025

“This is the length of shorts I like now cause I’m a slut.” — June 10, 2025